So I am sitting at my place and getting bored and waiting for a old friend of mom's who is coming over for a cup of coffee. I am really not interested in it, but I have to show that i am just for my mother. Me and my sisters made plan of going out for a movie but now its all over. But after all it turned out to be ok.
After she left, I went out to see my friends and I had a hell lot of fun with them, actually they were all drunk but not that much...and they were looking really really funny. So after all I learned that I have a great life and I realized that I don't want my money back....!!
There once was a well-dressed man, Who made a young lady a fan, She gave him her number, He laid pipe like a plumber, Then before she awoke he ran.
All the fair lasses kept starin', At a lad in the tavern MacLaren, They fought for this stud, In their bras and the mud, Must be that pinstripe he's wearin'.
There was a young lass from Killarney, Who promised a gentleman named Arnie, That she only was his Though a fat lie this is, 'Cause last night she was screaming O'Barney.
A man in a sharp navy blazer Clearly hand-tailored by razor, Went on a roll, Captured his goal, And never got tagged by a laser.
I was in love with a chick named Pam, Who showed me pics of her fam, Pretty cute cat, But her mom was fat, So I dumped her that night on the tram.
