Another Visitor

So I am sitting at my place and getting bored and waiting for a old friend of mom's who is coming over for a cup of coffee. I am really not interested in it, but I have to show that i am just for my mother. Me and my sisters made plan of going out for a movie but now its all over.
But after all it turned out to be ok.




After she left, I went out to see my friends and I had a hell lot of fun with them, actually they were all drunk but not that much...and they were looking really really funny.
So after all I learned that I have a great life and I realized that I don't want my money back....!!

St. Barney's Day

There once was a well-dressed man,
Who made a young lady a fan,
She gave him her number,
He laid pipe like a plumber,
Then before she awoke he ran.

All the fair lasses kept starin',
At a lad in the tavern MacLaren,
They fought for this stud,
In their bras and the mud,
Must be that pinstripe he's wearin'.

There was a young lass from Killarney,
Who promised a gentleman named Arnie,
That she only was his
Though a fat lie this is,
'Cause last night she was screaming O'Barney.


A man in a sharp navy blazer
Clearly hand-tailored by razor,
Went on a roll,
Captured his goal,
And never got tagged by a laser.

I was in love with a chick named Pam,
Who showed me pics of her fam,
Pretty cute cat,
But her mom was fat,
So I dumped her that night on the tram.